John's 10 Tips for Visiting Disney

I thought I'd share a few tips for visiting Disney World and Disneyland that I've compiled over years and years (decades?) of visits. 

1. There’s always another bus.
2. There’s always a child crying.
3. The rain stops eventually.
4. So does the child.
5. You have to wait in line.
6. Use Fast Pass to make the wait shorter.
7. You should be nice to Cast Members.
8. Because they’re always nice to you.
9. Parades are crowded. Plan ahead.
10. Water and sunscreen because sun.