- Speakers dropping f-bombs. Yes, the speakers. During their talks. On their slides. Honestly, it doesn't bother me unless it's overdone. Which of course, one speaker did. I get it - you're hip and edgy and compensating for your weak-ass content. Please get off the stage.
- Ringing cell phones. Jeezuz kee-rist people, turn off your fucking ringer. I swear, 4-5 times each day I'd get to hear someone's poorly chosen ring tone. And don't get me started on ring tones. Vi-ba-rate.
- People talking. In the audience. During the presentations. Is this junior high? Can you spell d-o-u-c-h-e b-a-g?
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